http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/ A blog about fail. Mostly yours. en-us Mon, 15 Oct 2007 18:30:24 +0000 Minx 0.9 60 http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/sayonara Beta Nonsense So, I've decided to shut this blog down. Yep, this is my last post. I know you're all horribly disappointed. *crickets* Things have gotten very intense at work lately. I'm heading up a major project here, and its eating up all the spare time I have for my side projects. So, rather than let this blog languish, I'm going to cap it off and say goodbye. Personally, I blame my friends. RJ, BB, WJ, BH (!!!!), and a few others, who failed to post even after several beatings were dolled out. An empty blog is a sad blog. And my... http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/sayonara Mon, 15 Oct 2007 18:30:24 +0000 http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/best_argument_against_vegetarianism..._evar. General Lulz If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of... http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/best_argument_against_vegetarianism..._evar. Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:59:00 +0000 http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/and_then..._zombies_hundreds_of_them Bullshit NEWSFLASH! THE ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST IS COMING! LIMA (AFP) - Villagers in southern Peru were struck by a mysterious illness after a meteorite made a fiery crash to Earth in their area, regional authorities said Monday. http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070918/sc_afp/peruhealthoffbeat UPDATE! More news of the revivification of the dead! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20838944/... http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/and_then..._zombies_hundreds_of_them Tue, 18 Sep 2007 23:18:00 +0000 http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/how_did_they_ever_win_the_war Political What the hell is happening in ole blighty? The guy running one of their major political parties is named after a woman's monthly flow. It would be like if our presidential candidates actually were Douche and... http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/how_did_they_ever_win_the_war Sun, 16 Sep 2007 14:55:23 +0000 http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/look_up_perjury_in_the_dictionary_dickcheese. Political So Betray-Us has spoken and the Dems are pissing their pants. Being politicians, they have some sense of rational thought (how else can you convince someone its raining when you piss in their face?) and self-preservation. That's why they are pretty much leaving their hyperbole parked in the garage in favor of their much more economical and less flashy lowperbole. Of course, on the crazy ass left, that shit don't fly. And the batshitters aren't staying under their rocks. The pole riders over at AmericaBlog are claiming that Petraeus has, get this, PERJURED himself. I am not shitting you, nor... http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/look_up_perjury_in_the_dictionary_dickcheese. Wed, 12 Sep 2007 23:19:00 +0000 http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/911 Political I was in class. I don't remember exactly which one; it was one of the ones that you have to take not because the subject interests you or because you believe that it will help you in your future, but because its a prerequisite. The instructor came in late; she wasn't organized like she normally was. She was clutching her books and some loose papers to her chest, bag sliding off her shoulder and car keys still grasped in her right hand. "That plane crash in New York... It doesn't look good." We had class as normal and there wasn't... http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/911 Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:10:00 +0000 http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/more_on_the_iclu Political Read this. Notice the bit about how our troops risk their lives to investigate bodies and recover them for respectful burial. Does the C stand for... http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/more_on_the_iclu Thu, 06 Sep 2007 23:41:32 +0000 http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/republican_debate_thred Political Here's my favorite moment last night from the debate. Hope you liked it too! Text me,... http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/republican_debate_thred Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:42:38 +0000 http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/when_did_this_happen Political Since when did the American Civil Liberties Union become the Iraqi/Afghanistani Civil Liberties Union? I don't recall them ever being concerned with the abuses of Iraqi/Afghanistani liberties by the Taliban and Saddam. I don't remember them ever issuing press releases about the public flogging of women who let their burqas slip in public. Or about Saddam's use of plastic sredders for discipline. Mum was the word. So, what's different now? Exactly what has changed that would all of a sudden get their juices flowing for the protection of these people they didn't give a flying fuck about before? I got... http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/when_did_this_happen Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:46:31 +0000 http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/is_it_the_vicodin General Lulz Is this for real, or is it the... http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/is_it_the_vicodin Sat, 01 Sep 2007 18:15:46 +0000 http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/its_not_a_hematoma General Lulz Having a blood blister the size of a walnut in your gums isn't fun. But this... http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/its_not_a_hematoma Sat, 01 Sep 2007 16:14:32 +0000 http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/biosuck Bullshit So, being laid up with my toofs all fucked up, I decided to find a nice timesink to help keep my mind off the donkey kicking me in the jaw. A quick search revealed that people are going shit over a new game called . I'll let Wiki explain what its about. I'm a member of the Steam network, primarily because of Half Life 2, which is one of the best games to come out in the last ten years. Steam is a "content delivery network". It is designed to... deliver, uh, content. And that content is primarily game related.... http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/biosuck Sun, 26 Aug 2007 13:51:14 +0000 http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/gay_taliban Political Holy fuck, pics of faggy Taliban dudes found after we kicked their shitty dicks the fuck out. Apparently, though the Taliban strictly forbade any representation of any animal (going as far as destroying statues, manequins and street signs as affronts to ole Allah, shit be upon him), they still had to take passport photographs. This spawned a photography underground. And so when the Talalibbies would come and take their pics for their passports, they also had the opportunity to take faggy pics of themselves. Maybe to jerk off to. Some guys do that; I heard it on the Dr. Drew... http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/gay_taliban Sat, 25 Aug 2007 15:22:39 +0000 http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/teh_dissident_frogman_bring_da_funnay Political Background here and elsewhere if you google. Funnay here: Via The dissident... http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/teh_dissident_frogman_bring_da_funnay Sat, 25 Aug 2007 14:59:55 +0000 http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/bruff_yo_teef Bullshit Just got my wisdom teet yanked out my friggen head, so please forgive me if I'm a dumbass from now on. The perfect word to describe the feeling of a perfectly healthy, tho somewhat hard to brush and floss, tooth being pulled from a skull is "disturbing". If you haven't had yours out yet, here's the skinny. The following is a list of the worst parts of the procedure, number one being the worst: 1) The crazy overdose of novacane shots makes you feel like your mouth is full of water and completely obstructed. I spent most of the procedure... http://youredoingitwrong.mee.nu/bruff_yo_teef Sat, 25 Aug 2007 14:19:58 +0000